Naijism

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Naijism is a stupid fake religion made up by Naija that everyone thinks they belong to but only the cool ones actually do. It’s all about pretending you’re calm when you’re really screaming inside.

Bro, I’m a full-blown Naijist, but I still got mad when my cousin ate my last jollof rice.

My aunt tried to convert me to Naijism with a plate of amala and a lecture about destiny.

I said I was a Naijist, but the priest asked me to name my inner peace. I said, 'My credit score.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Naijism is like the old-school Nigerian religion, full of ghosts, gods, and people who think your mom is watching you from the afterlife. It’s the reason your uncle still sacrifices a goat every time you fail a test.

My grandma said my exam failure was a sign from the gods. I said, 'I don’t want a sign, I want a grade.'

My cousin got cursed by a priest because he said he didn’t believe in the afterlife.

I tried to leave Naijism, but my mom said I had to come back for the family inheritance.

by Slangipedia 7d ago