Naijiao

My cousin after two shots of tequila. He was shouting at the ceiling like it was a goat.

My dog tried to hump my uncle’s leg at the party. Naijiao was in full effect.

I saw a guy in the bar wearing a hippo onesie. He was officially naijiao.

That pizza was naijiao. I ate it so fast I forgot my own name.

My little sister’s drawing of a cat wearing sunglasses was naijiao. I framed it and hung it in my mom’s office.

That song came on the radio, and I immediately started dancing in my pants.