naijan

she’s so hot she makes your mom look like a used tampon. she bangs her every weekend and still thinks she’s the main event. you’re just the side dish.

she’s so fine she’s got your mom in a chokehold. your mom’s getting a second life and it’s not from you. you’re just the snack.

she’s so hot your mom’s in love with her. your mom’s getting a new life and it’s not from you. you’re just the afterthought.