Naija Vu

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Naija Vu is when you see a black person and think they’ve been trying to sneak up on you since middle school.

I walked into the store and saw my old math teacher. Naija Vu hit me like a bouncer at a club.

My cousin walked in and I thought he was my long-lost brother. Turns out he was just wearing my old clothes.

I saw a guy in the mall and thought he was my ex. He wasn’t. He was my ex’s cousin. And he looked like my ex’s cousin’s ex.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Naija Vu is when you see a black person and you swear you've seen that face before, but you're too lazy to remember where.

I saw a guy in line at the bank and thought I knew him. Turns out he was my uncle’s best friend’s cousin’s barber’s ex’s son.

I walked into class and saw my old gym teacher. I thought I was back in 7th grade. I wasn’t. I was in a time warp.

I saw a guy at the gas station and thought he was my long-lost brother. He wasn’t. He was my long-lost brother’s long-lost brother.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Naija Vu is like when you see a black person and think they’ve been following you since you were a kid, but you’re not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.

I saw a guy on the bus and thought he was my old nemesis. Turns out he was my old nemesis’s cousin’s friend.

I walked into my old school and thought I was back in 6th grade. I wasn’t. I was in a nightmare.

I saw a guy at the gym and thought he was my old wrestling coach. He wasn’t. He was my old wrestling coach’s son’s friend’s ex.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Naija Vu is when you see a black person and you think you’ve seen them before, but you’re too busy being confused to care.

I saw a guy at the coffee shop and thought he was my old math teacher. He wasn’t. He was my old math teacher’s cousin’s son’s best friend.

I walked into the office and thought I was back in high school. I wasn’t. I was in a memory lane.

I saw a guy at the mall and thought he was my old crush. He wasn’t. He was my old crush’s cousin’s friend’s brother.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Naija Vu is like when you see a black person and you swear you’ve been waiting for them your whole life, but you can’t remember why.

I saw a guy on the street and thought he was my long-lost brother. He wasn’t. He was my long-lost brother’s long-lost brother’s long-lost brother.

I walked into my old school and thought I was back in 5th grade. I wasn’t. I was in a time loop.

I saw a guy at the park and thought he was my old friend. He wasn’t. He was my old friend’s cousin’s best friend’s ex’s brother.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Naija Vu is when you see a black person and you think you've been in a fight with them before, even if you're not sure why.

I saw a guy in the grocery store and thought he was my old rival. He wasn’t. He was my old rival’s cousin’s brother’s best friend.

I walked into my old school and thought I was back in 8th grade. I wasn’t. I was in a flashback.

I saw a guy at the bus stop and thought he was my old enemy. He wasn’t. He was my old enemy’s son’s friend’s ex.

by Slangipedia 8d ago