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So dumb you think the moon is made of cheese and someone else is paying for it.
He believed the fake virus was real and signed up for 12 subscription boxes.
She thought the guy at the gym was her boyfriend and sent him a 300-word love letter.
He fell for the 'free iPhone' scam and gave his credit card number to a kid in a park.
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So clueless you think the pizza guy is your dad and you're still waiting for the pizza.
He thought the DM was from his crush, but it was just his mom checking his phone.
She believed the email was from her college and sent $200 to a guy named 'Mr. Cheese.'
He thought the app was a dating app and signed up for 10 different ones in one day.
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So dumb you think the clouds are cotton candy and you’re still waiting for the rainbow.
He believed the guy on YouTube was a billionaire and gave him $500.
She thought the discount was real and bought 100 t-shirts.
He fell for the 'last chance' email and clicked on a link that stole his password.
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So clueless you think the traffic jam is just a suggestion and you're still waiting for the car to move.
He believed the message was from his crush and sent her a 10-minute voice note.
She thought the ‘limited offer’ was real and bought 50 identical items.
He signed up for a dating app and thought it was a workout app.
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So dumb you think the cat is a magician and you’re still waiting for the rabbit.
He believed the guy on the phone was a bank employee and gave him his PIN.
She thought the ad was real and bought a $1000 vacuum cleaner.
He signed up for a free trial and now has 12 subscriptions he doesn’t use.
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