naihzyire

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A Naihzyire is a guy who cracks jokes like he’s on a comedy tour. He respects people but won’t hesitate to call you a f***ing idiot if you mess up.

He told a joke so good, I nearly peed my pants.

He called my mom a f***ing donut for not showing up to my birthday.

He laughed so hard at my dad’s face, he cried.

A Naihzyire is a guy who’s strong as a bull and has a body that looks like it was carved by a f***ing sculptor.

He bench pressed me like I was a f***ing feather.

He did pull-ups like it was his job.

He flexed so hard, my sister fainted.

A Naihzyire is a guy who eats like a f***ing beast and sleeps like a baby. He’s always ready for anything.

He ate a whole pizza by himself and still had energy to dance.

He fell asleep during my speech and woke up like nothing happened.

He ate a sandwich and then did a push-up.

A Naihzyire is a guy who’s always there for you. He’s the best friend you could ever have and the boyfriend who won’t let you f***ing fail.

He helped me study and I got an A.

He stood up for me when my ex called me a f***ing loser.

He gave me a hug when I cried my eyes out.