naigeia

A hot, sweaty, ass-kicking human being with a butt that could knock out a whole football team. They’re sweet, but don’t expect them to pay for anything. They’re smart, tall, and if you say the wrong thing, they’ll rip you apart with their words.

A hot person with a butt like a donut. They’re kind, but only if you don’t make them mad. They’re tall, smart, and always have a sarcastic comment ready. They’re broke, but they’ll still try to buy you a drink.

A sexy person with a butt that’s so big it could be its own country. They’re nice, but only if you don’t insult them. They’re smart, tall, and they’ll make you feel better even when they’re mad at you. They love anime and are always running out of money.