naiet

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a person who looks like they just crawled out of a sewer and tripped over a pizza box
My cousin is a naiet. He wore a hat made of socks to the prom.
That guy at the gas station is a naiet. He tried to flirt with the robot.
My dog called me a naiet after I ate three hot dogs in one bite.
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someone so ugly they make your eyes hurt and your brain quit
My teacher is a naiet. She wears socks with sandals and talks to plants.
That kid in my class is a naiet. He tried to do a dance and fell into a puddle.
My mom says I'm a naiet because I wore a helmet to school.
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a human who looks like they were hit by a truck and then asked a chicken for advice
My uncle is a naiet. He tried to sing and it sounded like a goat screamed.
That guy at the mall is a naiet. He wore a tuxedo made of socks.
My friend is a naiet. He tried to do a magic trick and spilled a whole bottle of glitter.
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a person so awkward they make the awkwardness of a sock have feelings
My brother is a naiet. He tried to talk to a girl and said 'Hello, my name is Bob, and I like cheese.'
That guy at the park is a naiet. He tried to juggle and dropped a banana.
My neighbor is a naiet. He wears a hat made of spaghetti and talks to his cat.
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a human who looks like they failed at being a human and then asked a donut for help
My friend is a naiet. He tried to do a karate kick and tripped over a banana peel.
That guy in my class is a naiet. He wore a shirt made of socks and talked to a pencil.
My dog says I'm a naiet because I ate a whole pizza and then cried.
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