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A weirdo who acts like a baby in front of strangers but once you get to know him he’s the dirtiest thinker you’ve ever met. He’s a friend, but he’ll make you question your life.
He smiled at the new guy like he was a puppy, then told me he’d dream about him being a hot dog.
At the party, he said hi to the waitress, then told me she was his imaginary girlfriend.
He asked me if I wanted to play a game, then told me it was called 'ass and brain.'