naiala

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Naiala is a name so good it makes your brain explode. She’s hot, smart, and talks like she just kicked your ass. She’s also a mood swing machine.

Naiala walked in and I immediately forgot my own name.

She said 'I’m not mad, I’m just selectively awesome.'

One minute she was crying, the next she was laughing at my bad joke.

A Naiala is a woman who looks good enough to eat and talks bad enough to make you want to throw up.

I tried to flirt with her, she called me a 'disaster in human form.'

She wore a dress and a f***ing attitude.

She laughed at my jokes, then made me write an essay about it.

Naiala is a woman who’s so smart she could run a school, so hot she could run a dating app, and so sarcastic she could run a swear jar.

She told my teacher I was ‘a waste of oxygen.’

She said I was ‘hot enough to be a fire hazard.’

She put a swear jar on my desk and called it ‘a tax on stupidity.’

A Naiala is a woman who’s so good, she makes your life a mess, and you don’t even care because she’s worth it.

She texted me ‘You’re cute, but your life is a mess.’

She called my dog ‘a f***ing genius.’

She turned my homework into a poem and called it ‘a masterpiece of laziness.’

Naiala is like a hot, smart, and very rude angel who decides to take a break from heaven and come to Earth to annoy you.

She told my mom I was ‘a f***ing disgrace.’

She said I was ‘hot enough to light up the room.’

She made me write a 10-page essay about my bad day.