naiaisswag

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Naia (or Flame, if you’re feeling extra dumb) is the most swag person on Earth. They light up every room like a flaming poop and make everyone wish they were dead instead of just being around them.

My mom said she’d rather be a ghost than watch Naia eat cereal.

At the party, I tried to flirt with Naia. They stared at me like I had a booger on my face.

My dog ran away just to escape Naia’s presence.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

Naiaisswag is the hottest person in the room, and they’re so swag they make your face hurt. They can make you question your life, your choices, and why you ever wore pants.

I texted Naia, they replied with a photo of my ex crying. I now live in a cave.

My friend tried to ask Naia out. They said ‘Why? You’re not even cool.’

Naia walked into my math class. I failed the test. I don’t even know why.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

If you meet Naiaisswag, you’re probably going to cry, question your life, and then get a tattoo of their face. They’re so swag they could make a statue of themselves cry.

I tried to ignore Naia in the hallway. They started singing my favorite song in a falsetto. I cried.

Naia texted me and said ‘You’re not good enough for me.’ I now have a tattoo of their face.

My cat ran away from Naia. I think it’s still hiding in my sock drawer.

by Slangipedia 15h ago