nahzureth

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The man who gave you life and also the reason you have no money.

Dad: 'I told you to pay me back.' Nahzureth: 'I’m still waiting on my first paycheck.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I can’t afford pizza.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no teeth.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re my dad, but you’re also my worst enemy.'

The person who you blame for your bad grades and your bad decisions.

Nahzureth: 'You failed math again? I blame your dad.' Dad: 'I blame your laziness.'

Nahzureth: 'If I had a dollar for every bad decision you made, I’d have a million dollars.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I failed gym.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I failed life.'

The man who you think is the reason you have no life.

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no friends.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no teeth.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I’m stuck in this house.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I’m stuck in this life.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no life.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no peace.'

The person who you think is the cause of all your problems.

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no money.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no teeth.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no sleep.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no peace.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no fun.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no life.'

The man who you think is the reason you have no coolness.

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I’m not cool.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I’m not rich.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no style.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no teeth.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I’m not popular.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I’m not alive.'

The man who you think is the reason you have no future.

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no future.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no present.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no plan.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no money.'

Nahzureth: 'You’re the reason I have no dreams.' Dad: 'You’re the reason I have no teeth.'