nahye

Nahye walks in the room and the whole class stops breathing like she just dropped a bomb.

My crush asked me if I knew Nahye, and I said no, and he looked at me like I just insulted his mom.

Nahye walks past me and I feel like I just lost a fight I didn’t even know I was in.

Nahye texts me and I start sweating like I just ran a marathon in the middle of a sauna.

My friend said Nahye is the most sexy person alive and I believed him because he was right.

Nahye smiled at me and I felt like I just got a gold medal for being the most average person ever.

Nahye is so swaggy, she makes my dog jealous and my dog just barked at me like I did something wrong.

Nahye walks in and the whole school forgets what they were doing, like they were all just sitting there doing nothing.

Nahye is the most sexy person alive, and I’m not even mad I’m just saying it.