Nahw

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Nahw is when you shout now like a madman who just woke up from a nightmare and smells beer on his breath.
Nahw! I’m not gonna let you die in the parking lot, I’m gonna die with you!
Nahw! I’m not a damn waiter, I’m a god!
Nahw! I’m gonna beat you up again if you don’t shut up!
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Nahw is when you yell now like you’re trying to wake up the dead and you’re wearing someone’s pants.
Nahw! I’m not gonna let you eat my pizza again!
Nahw! I’m not a damn kid, I’m a king!
Nahw! I’m gonna cry if you don’t stop talking!
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Nahw is when you scream now like you’re the only one who knows the secret to eternal life and you’re licking a spoon.
Nahw! I’m not gonna let you ruin my life again!
Nahw! I’m not a damn dog, I’m a dragon!
Nahw! I’m gonna throw this spoon at you if you don’t shut up!
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Nahw is when you bellow now like you’ve just been hit by a truck and you’re covered in spaghetti and regret.
Nahw! I’m not gonna let you live without me!
Nahw! I’m not a damn tomato, I’m a superhero!
Nahw! I’m gonna eat you if you don’t stop being annoying!
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Nahw is when you yell now like you’re the king of the trash can and you’ve just stolen someone’s lunch.
Nahw! I’m not gonna let you steal my lunch again!
Nahw! I’m not a damn rat, I’m a emperor!
Nahw! I’m gonna kick you out if you don’t stop stealing!
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Nahw is when you shout now like you’re the last man on Earth and you’re wearing a sock on your head.
Nahw! I’m not gonna let you leave me alone!
Nahw! I’m not a damn sock, I’m a god!
Nahw! I’m gonna scream until you listen!
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