Nahvee

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Nahvee is when fancy faggots talk about man-love like it’s fine wine and not just a bunch of dudes squirting cum into a bucket while listening to bad jazz.
My cousin says he’s going to Nahvee tonight. I asked if that means he’s eating a salad. He said no, it means he’s eating a man.
I tried to Nahvee with my neighbor. He asked if I wanted to be the salad or the waiter. I chose waiter. I regret it.
At the Nahvee club, they serve cum shots and jazz. I got a cum shot. It was bitter.
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Nahvee is the best thing ever. It’s like the G. O. A. T. of being a poser who thinks he’s French and not just a cum-hungry man.
My friend says Nahvee is the G. O. A. T. I asked why. He said because it’s got cum, jazz, and a man who thinks he’s fancy.
I tried to Nahvee but I failed. I got a D because I didn’t know what a cum shot was.
My teacher says Nahvee is the G. O. A. T. I said it’s not. She said I was wrong. I was wrong.
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