Nahush kashyap

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A guy who’s so cool he makes your brain hurt just by existing

Nahush walked into the room. The lights flickered. My brain exploded.

I tried to be cool. Nahush looked at me. I became a shadow.

He said 'yo' and I said 'yo' back. He said 'yo' again. I cried.

A human who thinks he’s a god, and everyone else is just background noise

Nahush said he’s a god. I said ‘probs.’ He said ‘probs, but I’m still a god.’

He walked into a church. The priest said ‘hello.’ Nahush said ‘you’re not even a god.’

He texted me: ‘I’m a god. You’re just a human. Also, I’m right.’

A person who’s so chill, he makes your anxiety look like a toddler’s tantrum

Nahush just sat there. I had a panic attack. He said ‘you okay?’ I said ‘no.’ He said ‘cool.’

I screamed at him. He said ‘yelling is fun, but I’m still chill.’

He drank coffee at 3 AM. I had a breakdown. He said ‘you’re still okay, right?’

A man who’s so good at everything, he makes your life feel like a bad remix

He beat me at chess. I beat him at Fortnite. He beat me at Fortnite. I cried.

He did 10 push-ups. I did 2. He said ‘you’re still good, but I’m better.’

He said he’s good at everything. I said ‘you are.’ He said ‘thank you, but I’m still better.’

A dude who’s so awesome, he makes your failures look like a kid’s failed science project

I failed my test. Nahush said ‘you’re still cool, but I aced mine.’

He got a 100% on the quiz. I got a 50%. He said ‘you’re still cool, but I’m cooler.’

He won the game. I lost. He said ‘you’re still awesome, but I’m more awesome.’

A human who’s so confident, he makes your doubt look like a bad TikTok trend

I doubted myself. Nahush said ‘you’re still good, but I’m better.’

He said he was going to win. I said ‘maybe.’ He said ‘probably.’

He did a TikTok trend. I did a TikTok trend. He said ‘you’re still good, but I’m better.’