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A person so chill and funny they could make a dead guy laugh. They might act like a grumpy old man at first, but once you talk to them, you’ll wonder why you ever ignored them.
Bro, why didn’t you talk to her earlier? She’s like a comedy show in human form.
He looked like he’d rather be in a jail cell than talk to me. Boy, was I wrong.
I asked him if he wanted to hang out, and he said, ‘I’m busy.’ Turns out he was just being a lazy ass.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A sweet person who hides behind a wall of sarcasm and bad attitude. Don’t let them scare you. They’ll be your best friend once they stop being a pain in the ass.
She said I was ‘annoying as hell,’ but I still showed up to her party and got free pizza.
He acted like he hated me, but he sent me a text saying, ‘Don’t die, I miss you.’
I told him he was ‘a disappointment,’ and he said, ‘You’re a failure, but I still like you.’
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A person who’s so nice, they could make a dog stop barking. They might seem quiet or scary at first, but once you get to know them, you’ll realize they’re just a little weird.
He looked like he could beat me up, but he just said, ‘You’re not bad, but I’m weird.’
She didn’t say much, but she brought me coffee and a napkin with ‘I like you’ written on it.
He was the quietest guy in the class, but he made me laugh so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A person who’s like a magnet for cool stuff. They might seem shy or grumpy, but they’re just waiting for someone to start a conversation and realize they’re the best person ever.
He looked like he had no friends, but he was the one who got us all a free pizza.
She was the quietest kid in the group, but she knew all the best jokes.
He said he hated parties, but he ended up being the one who made everyone laugh.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A person who’s so chill, they could make a traffic jam feel calm. They might act like they don’t care, but they’ll remember your name when you least expect it.
She said she didn’t care about the test, but she got a perfect score and texted me about it.
He acted like he was too cool to talk to me, but he remembered my favorite snack.
She said she hated math, but she aced the exam and sent me a meme about it.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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