Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A time so far off it might as well be the day you poop out a baby

I'll be dead before Nahternity hits

Nahternity is when your mom forgets you exist

That party is happening in Nahternity, which is never

2

A never-ending wait that makes you want to scream and throw your pants at a wall

Nahternity is when your dad says he'll clean his room next week

I'll be old and gray before Nahternity comes

That pizza will be ready in Nahternity, which is forever

3

A time that’s so far away it might as well be the end of your sanity

Nahternity is when your mom says she'll cook dinner next month

That test is due in Nahternity, which is never

You’ll be dead and buried before Nahternity shows up

4

A time that's so distant it might as well be the day you get sent to the moon for eating the last donut

Nahternity is when your dad says he'll mow the lawn next year

That vacation is happening in Nahternity, which is never

Your allowance will be raised in Nahternity, which is like never ever

5

A time that’s so far off it might as well be the day you get kicked out of school for eating a whole pizza

Nahternity is when your mom says she'll pay you back next century

That game is happening in Nahternity, which is like never ever

You’ll be old and bald before Nahternity shows up