Nahshonia

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A friend who somehow ends up right next to your boobs outta nowhere. Like a boob magnet. But not gay. Just weird.

I turned around and there she was, smushed against my chest like she was born there.

At the mall, she just appeared next to me and my boobs were like, 'We knew you'd come back.'

During a panic attack, she showed up and my boobs were like, 'We’re handling this.'

A friend who randomly shows up right next to your boobs. Not the best friend. Just the breast friend. And she’s not into that stuff.

She showed up at my door and my boobs were like, 'We knew it was her.'

At the park, she walked up to me and my boobs were like, 'We’re in charge now.'

During a Zoom call, she just appeared next to me and my boobs were like, 'We’re not surprised.'

A friend who somehow ends up right next to your boobs every time. Not the best. Just the breast one. And she’s not even a little bit gay.

At the grocery store, she just showed up next to me and my boobs were like, 'We knew it was her.'

During a group project, she sat right next to me and my boobs were like, 'We’re getting this done.'

In the middle of a fight, she appeared next to me and my boobs were like, 'We’re here for you.'