nahrtard

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a nahrtard is a stupid narwhal that looks like it got hit by a truck and then fell into a dumpster

My math teacher is a nahrtard. He failed basic addition.

That guy at the zoo is a nahrtard. He tried to fight a penguin.

My cousin is a nahrtard. He tried to dance and broke his foot.

a nahrtard is someone who spasms so much they think they’re in a horror movie

My brother is a nahrtard. He spazzed out during the school play.

My neighbor is a nahrtard. He spazzed when he saw a spider.

My dog is a nahrtard. He spazzed when the mailman came.