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You’re the type of person who thinks they’re always right and everyone else is an idiot
You told your friend they looked like a raccoon in the dark, and now you won’t stop laughing
You called your mom’s cooking ‘burnt garbage’ and then got mad when she didn’t take the compliment
You’re arguing with the cashier about whether 2 + 2 is really 4 or just ‘kinda 4’