Nahomination

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When you're being Nahom so hard it feels like you're flexing your muscles while the whole world is watching you sweat.
I woke up and my whole class was jealous of my hair.
I ate three burgers and still had energy to roast my teacher.
I walked into the room and the ceiling cracked because I was that Nahom.
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Being so Nahom it’s like you’re the king of the school and everyone else is just background noise.
I showed up to lunch and the cafeteria shut down for 10 minutes.
My friend tried to talk to me, but I ignored him like he was a background actor.
I walked into the gym and the basketball hoop fell over.
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When you're Nahom so much it’s like you’re the reason the sun rises and the moon shines.
I woke up and the sun came out just to see me.
I said one sentence and the whole school started a trend.
I walked into the hallway and the janitor started crying.
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When you're Nahom so hard it's like you're the reason why the universe was created.
I flexed and the earth stopped spinning for a second.
I showed up to class and the teacher had to take a break.
I walked in and my dog started doing a backflip.
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When you're Nahom so much it's like you're the only person who matters in this whole stupid world.
I said one word and the principal called my mom.
I walked in and the whole school started cheering.
I flexed and my math teacher started crying.
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