Nahom Desta

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Nahom Desta has the biggest cock this side of the Nile, skin like midnight, hair like a wild lion, and a laugh that could make a saint cry. He’s so good looking, he’s basically God’s second thought.
I saw Nahom in the grocery store and I almost peed my pants.
He walked in the room and my dog started licking the air like it was a holy experience.
He told a joke and my uncle laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nahom Desta is a human who should be worshipped. He has a body like a statue, a brain that works like a calculator, and a sense of humor so strong it could break the laws of physics.
My friend said Nahom was in the bar, and I ran there so fast I tripped over a dog.
He cracked a joke and my mom started singing in the kitchen.
He walked into class and the teacher forgot how to teach.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nahom Desta is the most attractive, smartest, funniest human alive. He’s got a body that makes people jealous, a brain that works like a computer, and a laugh that makes people cry from laughing too hard.
I saw Nahom and I forgot how to breathe.
He walked into the gym and the weights started lifting themselves.
He told a joke and my cousin laughed so hard he choked on his food.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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