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She walked into a bar and made the whole place disappear. No one saw her again.

He tried to cheat on her, but she sent him back to 2001. He's still stuck there.

She turned her ex into a chicken. No one knows why.

She texted him and he ended up in a parallel world where he had three heads and a goat for a pet.

Her ex tried to ignore her, but she pulled him into a different timeline. He's been stuck there for years.

She showed up at his wedding with a sword and a timeline map. It was chaos.

She broke the laws of physics just to get her coffee right. Now gravity doesn’t work for anyone.

He said one bad thing about her, and she sent him to a dimension where he had to fight a dragon every morning.

She turned his dog into a robot. It still barks, but it’s annoying.