Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny weak piece of trash that thinks it knows everything

Nahledge? Please. I could beat that kid in a spelling bee and still have time to eat my lunch.

My dog has more nahledge than that guy.

That nahledge tried to explain gravity and failed at math.

2

A brainless worm that thinks it's smart

That nahledge tried to argue with me about the meaning of life and had no idea what a sandwich was.

I asked him what 2+2 was and he said 3.5.

He called me a dummy for not knowing what a triangle was.

3

A scrawny little rat that talks too much and knows nothing

That nahledge talked for 10 minutes about aliens and didn’t know what a planet was.

He tried to explain the solar system and called the moon a ‘space donut.’

He asked me if ‘noodles’ was a type of math.

4

A weak little snack that thinks it's a meal

That nahledge tried to eat my pizza and couldn’t finish one slice.

He bragged about his ‘big meal’ and it was just a donut and a soda.

He called me a ‘snack monster’ for eating two burgers.

5

A runt that thinks it's a champion

That nahledge tried to fight me and got knocked down in three seconds.

He said he was a ‘champion’ and couldn’t even lift my backpack.

He challenged me to a race and ran slower than my grandma.

6

A puny little loser who thinks he’s cool

That nahledge tried to be cool and just tripped over his own feet.

He called me a ‘dud’ and couldn’t even spell ‘dud.’

He tried to impress me with his ‘cool’ playlist and it was just the same song on repeat.