Nahkla

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a creepy dude who’s wasted on crack and has long fingers and nails like a spider. he sneaks into your house at night and kicks your ass so hard you wake up with a sore butt.
I woke up with a bruised butt and a hangover. The nahkla was in my room.
My neighbor said he saw a nahkla stealing his chips at 2 a. m.
I texted my friend: 'I think the nahkla came to my house again.'
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a stoner with long nails and a mind full of crack. he sneaks in at night and gives you the worst butt-beating ever. don’t let him near your couch.
My dad said the nahkla broke into his house and took his snacks.
My friend’s dog ran away because the nahkla scared it.
I texted my sister: 'The nahkla is coming to my house tonight!'
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a weird guy with long fingers and nails who’s on crack. he shows up in the middle of the night and beats your butt so hard you’re sore for days.
My brother’s butt was purple after the nahkla visited him.
I saw the nahkla stealing my cereal at 3 a. m.
My friend said the nahkla kicked his butt and took his phone.
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