Nahirelis

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A Nahir is a friend who acts like a stupid kid all the time. You feel like you’re back in elementary school when you hang out with her. She’s so annoying but you can’t help loving her. You’d probably die if you never saw her again.

Nahir: 'I’m gonna throw my shoe at you!' Me: 'Okay, but I’m gonna throw my shoe back.'

Nahir: 'I’m gonna be the best friend ever!' Me: 'You already are.'

Nahir: 'I’m gonna die if I don’t see you tomorrow!' Me: 'You’re gonna die anyway.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A Big Gay Boy Nigger Man is a guy who’s too lazy to leave his room. He plays video games all day and has zero girlfriends. He probably eats ramen for every meal and still thinks he’s cool.

DM: 'Bro, I just beat the final boss and I’m still in my pajamas.'

Tweet: 'I’ve had three girls in my life. All of them broke up with me. I still think I’m the best.'

Text: 'I’m gonna play video games until I die.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A short, cute person who acts like a saint but has a dirtier mind than a sewer. They’ll hug you like you’re their best friend but also laugh at your dumbest jokes. Don’t let their sweet face fool you, they’re total trash.

'Hey, wanna hug?' 'Sure!' Then they make a joke about my pants.'

'You’re the sweetest person I’ve ever met!' 'Yeah, but I also think your face is the worst.'

'I’ll be your best friend forever!' 'Forever? That’s a long time.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago