Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks too much and says dumb stuff like they’re the smartest person ever.

Nahimby: 'I think the sky is actually just a big TV screen.'

Nahimby: 'No one knows how to use a spoon properly.'

Nahimby: 'I once fought a chicken and won.'

2

Someone who makes up wild stories and thinks everyone believes them.

Nahimby: 'I was chased by three robots last night.'

Nahimby: 'My grandma is a secret spy.'

Nahimby: 'I once turned the moon into a cheeseburger.'

3

A person who interrupts every conversation and acts like they're the main character.

Nahimby: 'Wait, wait, I have to tell you about my pet rock.'

Nahimby: 'This story is about me, not you.'

Nahimby: 'I was the reason the dinosaurs died.'

4

A person who thinks they’re cool but everyone else thinks they’re a disaster.

Nahimby: 'I’m the king of the school.'

Nahimby: 'I once tried to sing and it went wrong.'

Nahimby: 'I own a pet dragon.'

5

A person who never stops talking and makes no sense at all.

Nahimby: 'The clouds are plotting against us.'

Nahimby: 'I can read minds, but only when I’m hungry.'

Nahimby: 'My cereal is a superhero.'