nahidul

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The office ghost who hides in the corner eating old pesto salads like they’re gold. Has a bald spot and talks to himself like he’s winning a debate.

I saw Nahidul eating a 2019 pesto box. It was like a horror movie.

He’s been here since the beginning. Still eating the same boxes.

Nahidul yelled at a spider. It ran away and he looked proud.

That Scottish guy who hoards expired pesto boxes and thinks he’s the king of the office. Has a bald spot and hates everyone.

Nahidul’s pesto box is older than my mom. It’s like a family heirloom.

He tried to start a war with the printer. It didn’t work.

He told me he’s the king of the office. I laughed until my coffee spilled.

The guy who eats old pesto boxes like they’re candy. He’s Scottish, has a bald spot, and thinks everyone’s out to get him.

Nahidul’s pesto box is so old, it’s got a beard. And it’s not even funny.

He started a feud with the coffee machine. It’s still going.

He told me he’s been here since the office was a cave. I believe him.