Nahhh

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A fake no that people say when they're really desperate to say yes and can't stand the thought of missing out.
Nahhh, I'm not going to the party. I'm just saying that because I don't want to be alone at home.
Nahhh, I won't eat that pizza. I just want it to look like I'm not eating it.
Nahhh, I'm not going to the mall. I just want to feel like I have a life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The sound you make on the toilet when you drop a turd so big and urgent it feels like it’s trying to escape from your insides.
Nahhh! I just dropped a turd that could’ve been a full-grown cow.
Nahhh! I was almost caught short in the hallway, and now I’m here like a king.
Nahhh! I just had to leave class because the turd was too big for my pants.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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That 14-year-old girl on MySpace who looks like she just walked out of a dance recital and a gang fight. Add her, comment her pics, and talk to her before she gets a boyfriend.
I just added this girl on MySpace. She’s got a profile pic and a bio that screams 'I’m pretty and I know it.'
Why haven’t you added that girl yet? She’s got a profile picture that looks like it was taken in a disco and a war zone.
That girl on MySpace is the reason I got a D in math. I was too busy commenting her pictures.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The phrase you yell at a ‘jit’ when they say something so dumb it makes your brain hurt.
Nahhh jit trippin! You just said you can beat a man with a chicken leg. That’s not a plan, that’s a death wish.
Nahhh jit trippin! You just tried to explain your life to a 5-year-old.
Nahhh jit trippin! You said you could beat a dragon with a spoon and a nap.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fake no that people say when they’re really excited and can’t wait to say yes.
Nahhh, I’m not going to the concert. I’m just saying that because I can’t wait to be there.
Nahhh, I’m not going to the gym. I just want to feel like I’m not lazy.
Nahhh, I’m not going to the movie. I just want to act like I have a life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Used when you see something so crazy or shocking it literally makes your brain explode.
Nahhh! That kid just ran out of the room and came back with a sword.
Nahhh! My mom just told me I have to clean my room or I won’t get any cookies.
Nahhh! That kid just ate an entire pizza and said it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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