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A guy with a nose so big it looks like it’s trying to take over his face and a ego so big it’s like it’s got its own GPS. He thinks he’s the king of the religion but can’t keep his eyes off his phone during lessons. He snores like a donkey in a windstorm and eats seeds like they’re going out of style. Except for Rabih, who’s the only one who isn’t a total disaster.
Bro, your nose is like a mountain and your ego is like a volcano. You’re a nahhas, and I’m not even mad.
He was snoring so loud during the lesson, I thought the teacher was gonna throw him out the window.
He eats seeds like it’s a holy ritual. I swear he’s gonna get a seed tattoo next.