Naheeg

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A fake human who has no guts and copies everyone else just to look cool. They pretend to be spiritual but are just using Native stuff to feel important.
My cousin wears a dreamcatcher but can't even spell it right.
That guy at the coffee shop talks about 'ancient vibes' but doesn't know what he's talking about.
She posts about 'spiritual journeys' but took a Uber there.
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A person who has zero personality and just follows whatever's popular. They’re like the human version of a copy-paste error.
He changed his name to 'Zenith' but still uses Facebook.
She wears a hoodie inside out just because she saw it on TikTok.
He tried to start a 'spiritual movement' but it only had three people.
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A useless human who doesn't know who they are. They fake being deep and spiritual just to seem cooler than they are.
He tried to start a 'tribal ritual' but just burned a pizza box.
She wears a feather hat but can't even walk in a straight line.
He tried to be a 'Native sage' but couldn't even spell 'sage' right.
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A person who has no personality and just copies people. They think being spiritual is cool but can't even do it right.
She wears a bracelet but doesn't know what it means.
He tried to meditate but just fell asleep.
He claims to be a 'spiritual guide' but only knows one quote.
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A person who is so fake they don't even know who they are. They follow trends just to seem cool and pretend to be spiritual.
He wore a loincloth to the grocery store.
She tried to chant but just made noise.
He called his dog 'Chakra' but it just barked.
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