Naheedul

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A tiny bully with a face like a stuck pig and ears big enough to fly a plane.
He stuck his tongue out at the teacher like he was trying to annoy a goat.
His ears flapped like a dinosaur’s tail when he ran out of the classroom.
He whispered ‘you’re a f***ing idiot’ to the principal and got away with it.
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A lanky, f***ed-up kid who thinks he’s the king of the school and has no idea why everyone laughs at him.
He tried to do a karate kick at the maths teacher and tripped over his own shoelaces.
He shouted ‘I’m the king of the universe’ in the middle of lunch and got laughed at by the whole cafeteria.
He drew a f***ing mustache on the principal’s face with a marker and then ran like a f***ing coward.
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A walking disaster who’s got a face like a f***ing potato and thinks he’s the best at everything.
He tried to do a magic trick with a pencil and ended up dropping it on the teacher’s head.
He claimed he could juggle six oranges and failed spectacularly in front of the whole class.
He drew a f***ing dragon on the blackboard and then forgot how to spell ‘dragon’.
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