Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A girl so perfect she makes your life a living hell. She’s tall, smart, and so pretty she’ll make you question your life choices. If she’s yours, you’ll be the luckiest bastard on Earth.

I saw Naheed and I immediately knew I was doomed.

She walked in and my brain shut down.

I dated Naheed and now I’m rich (in misery).

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A girl with eyes that could melt your face and a body that could make you forget your own name. She flirts like a pro and teases you until you’re begging her to stop.

Naheed smiled at me and I forgot my own name.

She teased me and I was ready to die.

I didn’t get Naheed and I still cry about it.

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3

A guy so good-looking he makes you feel like dirt. He’s smart, funny, and knows how to romance like a pro. If you’re not careful, he’ll steal your heart and your dignity.

That guy Naheed just looked at me and I felt like a dog.

He asked me out and I was too dumb to say no.

Naheed is the best and I’m the worst.

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4

The most beautiful girl on Earth, packed into one tiny, amazing human being. If you don’t get her, you might as well give up on life.

Naheed is so beautiful I want to die.

She’s like a god in human form.

I saw her and I knew I would never be happy again.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

5

A word used to insult someone by calling them a vagina face. It’s the worst insult you can get. Use it wisely or you’ll regret it.

He called me a Naheed and I was so angry I wanted to die.

She said I was a Naheed and I nearly broke my phone.

I called my brother a Naheed and he threatened to kill me.

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6

A girl who’s half retard and half genius. She’s hilarious, but if you mess with her, she’ll turn into a monster and make your life a nightmare.

Naheed laughed at my joke and I felt like I was on top of the world.

She turned on me and I got the worst headache ever.

Naheed is my best friend and my worst enemy.

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7

A girl with big hair, a bigger laugh, and a heart that’s too big for this world. She’ll listen to your secrets, but if you annoy her, she’ll make you regret it.

Naheed listened to my problems and I felt better.

She laughed at my joke and I almost died from happiness.

I annoyed Naheed and she threatened to kill me.

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