nahed

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The most beautiful girl ever. Like a goddess dropped into your life just to make you feel like a sad loser who never got the pretty one.
My ex is so hot she could make a statue blush.
I saw her in the mall and forgot how to walk.
She walked in and I instantly forgot my own name.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A girl so perfect she might as well be a saint. She’s tall, smart, and looks like a million bucks. You’ll be begging to be her boyfriend, and she’ll probably laugh in your face.
He’s been chasing her since third grade and still can’t catch up.
She got a perfect score on the test and still managed to look stunning.
He asked her out and she said, 'Sure, why not?' and he died.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A hot girl with eyes that can make you lose your mind and a body that’s impossible to ignore. She teases you like a cat teases a mouse, and if she’s not yours, you’ll wish you were dead.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
She winked at me and I tripped over my own feet.
She passed me in the hall and I turned into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A Thai insult that means ‘vagina face.’ You use it to call someone ugly or stupid. It’s like saying they look like a bad decision.
He called me ‘nahed’ and I threw a chair at him.
She said I looked like a ‘nahed’ and I called her a ‘nahed’ back.
He used ‘nahed’ to describe my math test and I failed it twice.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A cool girl who’s part retard and part genius. She’ll be your best friend if you’re nice, but if you’re an idiot, she’ll make your life a nightmare.
She laughed at my joke and I became her best friend.
She called me an idiot and now I have to walk past her every day.
She’s my friend now, but only because I gave her my last candy bar.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A super sexy guy who’s smart, funny, and has the whole world wrapped around his finger. He’s the kind of guy who makes girls swoon and guys want to be him.
He asked me out and I turned into a blushing tomato.
He smiled at me and I instantly forgot my own name.
He said ‘hi’ and I instantly became his biggest fan.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A strong girl with a wild sense of humor and a face that can make you lose your mind. She’s your best friend, but if you mess with her, she’ll take you down.
She laughed at my joke and I became her best friend.
She called me a loser and I spent the whole day trying to prove her wrong.
She’s my friend now, but only because I gave her my last candy bar.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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