Naheaven

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Naheaven is a laugh-out-loud, butt-kicking girl who will make you forget your problems just by saying something stupid. If you don’t have one, you’re the saddest person in the lunchroom.
Naheaven texted me at 2 a. m. saying, 'I just peed on the floor and it was worth it.'
She told my dad, 'You’re like a bad pizza, no one wants you.'
She laughed so hard during my speech that she cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naheaven is the only person who can make you smile even when your life is a dumpster fire. She’s like your personal joke machine, and she doesn’t care if you’re mad at her.
Naheaven told my mom, 'You’re like a bad relationship, no one wants to stay.'
She sent me a picture of her face when I told her I failed math.
She said, 'Your life is a mess, but at least it’s funny.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naheaven is a girl who will laugh at your dumbest jokes and still hang out with you even when you’re being a total idiot. Without her, your life is just sad and boring.
Naheaven said, 'You’re like a bad song, no one wants to listen.'
She texted me when I got a B: 'That’s just a C with a fancy hat.'
She laughed so hard at my failed science experiment that she fell out of her chair.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naheaven is your best friend who will never let you be sad. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a laugh that can light up the darkest room. If you don’t have one, you’re doomed.
Naheaven called me at 1 a. m. and said, 'Your life is a disaster, but at least it’s funny.'
She told my teacher, 'You’re like a broken toaster, useless and annoying.'
She laughed so hard at my failed science experiment that she cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naheaven is the girl who will make your life better just by being in it. She’s got a sense of humor so bad it’s good, and she’ll never let you be sad.
Naheaven texted me, 'You’re like a broken phone, useless but still cute.'
She told my dad, 'You’re like a bad movie, no one wants to watch you.'
She laughed so hard at my failed science experiment that she spilled her juice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Naheaven is the only person who can make you forget your problems just by saying something stupid. If you don’t have one, your life is just a big waste of time.
Naheaven told my teacher, 'You’re like a broken calculator, no one wants to use you.'
She sent me a picture of her face when I told her I failed math.
She said, 'Your life is a disaster, but at least it’s funny.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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