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Nahani is the cutest girl in the whole world. She’s like a walking cupcake. She’ll tell you all her secrets and dream about being a famous chef. But if you’re a boy, forget it. She’s already taken by a guy who can cook and doesn’t talk nonsense.
Nahani told me her dreams. I told her I was gonna eat her for breakfast.
She said she’d keep my secret. I said I’d keep her from being my breakfast.
Nahani is my best friend. My best friend is my breakfast.
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Nahani is a Canadian word that means you’re a brain-dead moron who can’t tell a pizza from a plate.
Nahani called me a brain-dead moron. I called her a walking cupcake.
He said I was a pizza. I said he was a plate.
Nahani is Canadian. I’m American. We both can’t tell a pizza from a plate.
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