Nahameen

Nahameen is a total vibe. She’s from Ethiopia and has a face that could make a statue jealous. She’s got a squad bigger than your mom’s shopping list and glasses that make her look like a boss. She’s tall but insists she’s not. She’s rich and pretty but acts like she’s barely getting by. You see her and you’re like, ‘I need to be her friend or I’m gonna die of jealousy.’

Nahameen is the kind of person who could make a compliment sound like a backhanded insult. She’s from Ethiopia, got glasses that make her look like a boss, and she’s got so many friends that they have their own little group chat. She’s tall, but she says she’s not, and she’s rich but doesn’t act like it. You see her and you’re like, ‘I need to be friends with her or I’ll be the ugly one in the group chat.’

Nahameen is the kind of person who takes compliments like they’re insults. She’s from Ethiopia, has glasses that make her look like a legend, and she has more friends than I’ve had heartbreaks. She’s tall but says she’s not, and she’s rich but acts like she’s broke. You see her and you’re like, ‘I want to be her friend or I’m gonna be the one left out of the party.’