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The only girl Randy would ever touch if he had a choice
Randy: 'She’s the only one who doesn’t make me want to vomit.'
Randy’s mom: 'If I had a dollar for every time he said that, I’d be rich.'
Randy’s dog: 'I’ve seen better.'
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The human version of a free pass to Randy’s chaos
Nahailey: 'I’ll take the chaos, thank you.'
Randy: 'She’s the only one who survives my madness.'
Nahailey’s friend: 'She’s like a superhero.'
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The only girl who could make Randy look like a decent person
Randy: 'She’s the only one who doesn’t laugh at my dumb jokes.'
Nahailey: 'I’ve seen him at his worst.'
Randy’s uncle: 'She’s the only one who still talks to him.'