Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of shine you can have on your face

Nah Yano, I had to put on my face like a greasy pizza.

Nah Yano, I looked like I’d just walked out of a grease factory.

Nah Yano, my face was so shiny I could see my reflection on the ceiling.

2

chrome that’s so bad it looks like it came from a toilet

Nah Yano, that chrome is worse than the stuff I wipe off the toilet.

Nah Yano, that chrome looks like it was dipped in lard and left in the sun.

Nah Yano, I thought I was looking at a rusted pipe, not chrome.

3

when your shine is so bad it’s practically a crime

Nah Yano, my face is so shiny I think I’ve broken the law.

Nah Yano, I looked like I had been polished by a gang of raccoons.

Nah Yano, my shine is so bad it’s got a warrant out for it.

4

chrome that’s so bad it makes your face look like a fried egg

Nah Yano, my face looked like a fried egg that had been hit by a car.

Nah Yano, I looked like I’d been cooked in a pan and left out in the sun.

Nah Yano, my face was so shiny it had a yolk in the middle.

5

when your chrome is so bad it’s like you’ve been dipped in motor oil

Nah Yano, I looked like I had been dipped in motor oil and left in the sun.

Nah Yano, my face looked like it had been used to clean a car.

Nah Yano, I was so shiny I could probably start a car with my face.

6

chrome that’s so bad it makes your face look like a disco ball that got hit by a train

Nah Yano, my face looked like a disco ball that had been hit by a train.

Nah Yano, I was so shiny I thought I was going to explode.

Nah Yano, my face was so bright I could read the newspaper from across the room.