Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you say when you're too lazy or too proud to admit you're involved in something stupid.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just there for the snacks.

Nah, that ain't me, I didn't even know the plan was that dumb.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just caught in the crossfire.

2

A way to make yourself look better by making someone else look worse.

Nah, that ain't me, that was my brother's idea.

Nah, that ain't me, I didn't start the fight, I just joined it.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just being a good friend.

3

A fancy way of saying 'I wasn't there and I don't want to be blamed for it.'

Nah, that ain't me, I was at home eating pizza.

Nah, that ain't me, I was asleep when it happened.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just a bystander.

4

You say it when you're trying to look cool but you're actually just being stubborn.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just trying to be cool.

Nah, that ain't me, I didn't want to be the one who messed it up.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just being a pain in the ass.

5

What you say when you're trying to avoid getting in trouble or looking like a fool.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just there for the fun.

Nah, that ain't me, I didn't do that, I just watched it happen.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just being quiet.

6

A way to show off how much you know what's going on and how little the other person does.

Nah, that ain't me, I knew this was a bad idea from the start.

Nah, that ain't me, I was just being smart.

Nah, that ain't me, you were the one who didn't listen.