Nah Jank

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A magical phrase that instantly turns your love life into a punchline

Nah Jank, I'm hanging out with my ex right now. See you in the afterlife.

Nah Jank, I'm eating pizza and I'm not coming out unless you bring me a whole box.

Nah Jank, I just realized I'm not actually in love with you. I'm in love with my cat.

The ultimate text message for people who want to be alone and never speak again

Nah Jank, I'm going to sleep and I'm not waking up for you.

Nah Jank, my mom just called and she's coming over. I'm not ready for that.

Nah Jank, I'm watching Netflix and I'm not coming out unless it's a Marvel movie.

A way to shut down a conversation like it's your job and you're getting paid for it

Nah Jank, I just got a tattoo and I'm not explaining it to you right now.

Nah Jank, I'm trying to pass my math test and I don't have time for your nonsense.

Nah Jank, I'm getting coffee and I'm not coming back unless it's double shot.

A phrase so strong it can make your boyfriend or girlfriend cry and then leave you for someone else

Nah Jank, I'm with my best friend and I'm not coming back.

Nah Jank, I just broke up with you and I'm not going back.

Nah Jank, I'm getting a new phone and I'm not talking to you on this one.

The worst thing someone can say when you're trying to be nice and they’re being a jerk

Nah Jank, I was trying to be nice and you ruined it.

Nah Jank, I just wanted to say hi and now I'm being ignored.

Nah Jank, I was in the middle of a song and now I'm being texted to death.