Nah, im straight

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A stupid way of saying no that makes you look like a baby who still wets the bed and cries when the pizza is cold.
Nah, I'm straight. You're asking me this after I already said I don't want to go to the mall with you twice this week.
Nah, I'm straight. You're still in the middle of a TikTok and you want me to answer your question? Real talk.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the movies, but I was watching a video of a cat falling off a cliff. You're the one who's gay.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A fake excuse to say no that makes you seem like you're too dumb to know the difference between yes and no.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to eat pizza. I was just about to say yes, but then you made me say no by being annoying.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the park. I was on my phone. You're the one who's dumb.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the store. I was in the middle of a game. You're the one who's gay.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A stupid phrase you use to say no when you're too lazy to think of a real answer and you also think the person asking is a total loser.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to hang out. I was sleeping. You're the one who's a total loser.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the party. I was eating a sandwich. You're the one who's a total loser.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the concert. I was watching a video of a dog doing tricks. You're the one who's a total loser.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A dumb way to say no that makes you look like you're too dumb to even know what no means and you also think the person asking is a total idiot.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the gym. I was eating a burger. You're the one who's a total idiot.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the beach. I was playing a game. You're the one who's a total idiot.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I was watching a video of a cat falling off a cliff. You're the one who's a total idiot.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A fake way to say no that makes you look like you're too dumb to know the difference between yes and no and you also think the person asking is a total loser.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the movie. I was sleeping. You're the one who's a total loser.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the park. I was eating a sandwich. You're the one who's a total loser.
Nah, I'm straight. You asked me if I wanted to go to the store. I was watching a video of a dog doing tricks. You're the one who's a total loser.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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