Nah, I'm Just Beau

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‘Nah, I'm just Beau’ is what you yell when you're half-dead from a crazy stupid thing that should have killed you. It's like the Florida Man version of 'I'll be back.'
After getting hit by a car and still walking away, he said, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
He jumped into a river full of alligators and said, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
He bit a crackhead and said, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
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‘Nah, I'm just Beau’ is like a swear word for people who do stupid stuff and somehow live. It’s basically a cry for help that no one hears.
He tried to rob a cop and said, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
He fell into a trash can and came out screaming, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
He got electrocuted by a toaster and said, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
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‘Nah, I'm just Beau’ is what you say when you're too dumb to die. It's like a stupid person's excuse for being alive after doing something insane.
He tried to eat a whole pizza and said, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
He got stuck in a vending machine and said, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
He fought three people and said, ‘Nah, I'm just Beau.’
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