n&ah

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When your phone bill goes up because the clock is stupid and you have to pay for it

My phone bill just went up by $5 because the clock changed. I’m gonna murder daylight savings time.

Why is my phone bill higher now? I didn’t do anything. The clock did.

I’m gonna kick the clock’s ass. My bill went up because of it.

Naf but with more f***ing

Naf and a half? I’m gonna take that to the bank. Or the hospital.

Naf and a half is like Naf, but with more f***ing in the middle.

I don’t want a half. I want a whole f***ing Naf.