Nagulant

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Nagul is a guy who thinks he’s hot stuff but acts like a timid little mouse when a girl walks in. He’ll send you heart emojis and anime quotes at 2 a. m. but can’t talk to you in person without blushing like a tomato.
Hey, I’m not texting you because I’m bored. I’m texting you because I like you. A lot.
Why are you still single? You’re cute. You’re smart. You’re not even a little bit annoying.
I watched 30 minutes of anime just to text you. You’re welcome.
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A nagulant person is like a broken record that never stops playing. They’ll keep bugging you about the same stupid thing until you beg them to stop.
You said you’d clean your room. You said you’d clean your room. You said you’d clean your room.
I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. Again.
You forgot my birthday. You forgot my birthday. You forgot my birthday. I’ll never forgive you.
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