Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The annoying happiness you feel when you keep bugging people with stupid comments that make them want to scream

Hey, did you know your hair looks like a raccoon's butt?

You're still wearing that shirt from 2015, really?

I swear you've got a second job as a pigeon whisperer.

2

The dirty pleasure of making people feel like they're being tortured by your never-ending comments

You're not a kid anymore, why are you still eating cereal for dinner?

You’ve got a sock in your pants, and I’m not joking.

If you don’t stop talking, I’m gonna throw this pizza at you.

3

The smug happiness you get from yelling at people until they’re too tired to fight back

Why is your life so bad that you still use a flip phone?

You look like you’ve been living in a trash can.

If you don’t shut up, I’m gonna call your mom.

4

The stupid joy you feel when you keep making people annoyed with your constant, loud comments

You're wearing pants inside out, and I’m not impressed.

You’ve got a beard, and it’s not even cool.

You’re still using Windows 95, really?

5

The dirty satisfaction of making people feel like they're being publicly shamed by your constant nagging

You’ve got a tattoo of a cat, and it’s not even good.

You still use a paper map, and I’m judging you.

You’ve got a mustache, and it’s trying too hard.

6

The loud, proud happiness you feel from being the worst kind of bother to everyone around you

You’ve got a hairpiece, and it’s not even subtle.

You still think Facebook is the best social media ever.

You’ve got a pet rock, and it’s judging you.