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When you steal a bite of someone’s food like a thief in the night and then act like you weren’t even there.
I took a bite of your pizza and didn’t even flinch.
She nabbed a taco from my plate and laughed in my face.
He took a bite of my burger and said it was ‘food sabotage’.
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When you eat someone’s food so fast they think you’re going to eat their face next.
I ate your sandwich so fast you thought I was going to eat your hand.
He scarfed down my nuggets like they were the last ones on Earth.
She devoured my fries like they were her final meal.
3
When you take a bite of someone’s food and pretend you’re doing them a favor.
I took a bite of your cake and said it was ‘a taste test’.
He took a bite of my pizza and called it a ‘food review’.
She nibbled my burger and said it was ‘a snack for the soul’.
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When you take one bite of someone’s food and then act like you’re the king of the meal.
I took one bite of your pasta and said I was the king of the dinner table.
He took a bite of my sandwich and declared himself the ‘food emperor’.
She took a nibble of my burger and called herself the ‘queen of taste’.
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When you take a bite of someone’s food and then ask for more like you’re begging for mercy.
I took a bite of your burger and then asked for the whole thing.
He nibbled my fries and then begged for the rest.
She took one bite of my pizza and then said, ‘I want the whole pie.’
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