Nagmare

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A nightmare so bad it feels like your spouse is yelling at you in your sleep while also making you do all the chores you ever avoided in your life.

Bro, I woke up screaming because my wife was like 'You didn't do the dishes! You didn't do the dishes!' in my head.

My dream was so real I actually got up and did the laundry.

I had a nagmare so strong I started crying in my sleep.

A guy so smart he acts like he’s the only one who knows the meaning of life and also thinks he’s the best at everything.

Yo, James just got a 100 on the math test and now he’s bragging about it in the hallway.

He said he’s going to be the next Einstein because he got 98% on his test.

He texted me like 'I just passed the exam and I’m gonna be rich.' Like, bro, you're not even 16 yet.