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The sweetest guy who loves your family more than his own. He’s smart, hardworking, and has a smile that could make a saint blush. But don’t let that fool you, he’ll tease you until you’re bald.
You: 'Why did you eat my last taco?' Him: 'Because it was a taco of justice.'
He stayed up all night to fix your broken bike. Then he took credit for it.
He called your mom 'the queen of all queens' in front of the whole family.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A guy who’s like a warm blanket on a cold day, except he also has a mouth like a sailor and will laugh at your worst moments.
He laughed so hard when you tripped into the pool that he got wet too.
He called your crush a 'walking meatball' in front of everyone.
He promised to help you with your math homework… then went to play video games instead.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A guy who’ll save your life one minute and throw your lunch in the trash the next. He’s got a brain like a scientist and a laugh that’ll crack you up.
He saved your dog from a burning house. Then he ate your lunch.
He told your crush they were 'the best thing since sliced bread'… then said they were also 'a little messy.'
He solved a mystery in 10 seconds. Then he forgot his own name.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A guy who’s got a heart of gold, a brain of steel, and a mouth that’s like a meat grinder. He’s always there for you, until he’s not.
He cried when your cat died. Then he stole your cookies.
He helped you cheat on a test. Then he told the teacher.
He promised to be your best friend forever… then he took your last soda.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A guy who’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up. He’s your best friend, but he’ll also tease you until you’re dead.
He called you 'the worst friend ever' in front of your crush.
He took your seat on the bus. Then he called you a 'seat thief.'
He said you were 'the human version of a broken toaster.'
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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He’s like a superhero who also has a side job as a joker. He’ll help you when you need it most… then laugh at your failures.
He helped you study for the test. Then he failed it himself.
He saved your life. Then he made fun of your hair.
He told you he was 'the best friend ever.' Then he took your last snack.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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